Laugh it off: 'How can I discuss without talking?'
Laugh it off: 'How can I discuss without talking?'
Laugh it off: 'Authority' running...
A drugs squad officer stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer said,...
Laugh it off: The difference between 'stupid' and 'crazy'
A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and...
Whistleblow your way out of recession
Laugh it off: Whistleblow your way out of recession
7 quick ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine...
1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery, so you’re capable of killing me. It's over! 2. You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's...
Here's the dictionary meaning of Tuface
Here's the dictionary meaning of Tuface TUFACE /too-feis:/ noun 1. Tuface i. a person who is contemptibly lacking in the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things. ii....
Face recognition...
Husband: What's going on? This is 5am. Why on earth are you making up this early? You haven't even taken your bath. Wife: I need to unlock my phone. It's...
How to know the mentally sick
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital and the following conversation ensued: JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit a patient or not? DOCTOR: Well, we first fill...
The most important book
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: "Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied: "My husband’s cheque book!"
'Dirt right from your yard'
There was a man who had real problems in his family life so he decided to go and check a juju man. The juju man told him to come back...
Smart but loses still...
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and...
Laugh it off: Compulsory weight loss
A fat man saw an advertisement that said, “Lose 5kg in a week.” He made a phone call and said, “I would like to join!” The lady who responded welcomed...
Laugh it off: Laminated ATM card
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my...
Laugh it off: From 'no kid' to nearly a Football team
Mrs Rosy D'Souza was going to the market in Goa where she happened to meet Fr Patrick. Father: "Hey you, are Rosy that I got you married in Solapur, When...
Laugh it off: ...the deaf hears!
An old man goes to an Audiologist for his hearing problem, and the Audiologist gives him a nice powerful hearing aid. A month later the old man goes back for...