A Journalist to a
Doctor of a mental hospital and the following
conversation ensued:
JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit
a patient or not?
DOCTOR: Well, we first fill a bathtub with
water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a
glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him/her to empty the bathtub.
JOURNALIST: Obviously a normal person
would use the BUCKET because it's bigger.
DOCTOR: No, you're stupid! A normal person
would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this
man in Ward 7!!